September, You and i.

if you were a tshirt
i will tumble dry low

if you were a shoe
i will not forget to tie

if you were a tv show
i will not change ...

if you were a tv show
i will not change the channel

if you were a fancy clothes
i will wear you to the prom

and
if you were my girlfriend,
i will be a happier guy

source: Dochi sadega